what stupid things have you said/done

haha! I can at least see why "buffalo wings" would make you think that way if you don't know any better. I don't even know why they call them that, unless it was the name of a hot sauce maybe? Now it pretty much is what all the spicy hot wings are called.


Okay, yesterday I did do something kind of dumb. My boyfriend was doing exercises, and he asked me to set the timer on the microwave to use to time him. Well, because the microwave is on top of our fridge, I cannot really see what I am entering very well (I can see the buttons, but I cannot see the screen that confirms what I enter), so I thought I set the timer for 3 minutes (he was doing sets for 3 minutes each).

So, we're waiting for the alarm to go off, and nothing happens! My boyfriend went to check the timer because he can see it better than me, and it turns out that I set the CLOCK on accident.. to 3pm lol by the time he checked it was 3:07 =p

Oops!

I use to go onto a chat group called bitch and complain. It was a good site, it was all about being argumentative and insulting. Well, as the place was top heavy with guys, I had to push to get any respect. It was easy for them, all they had to do was swear, I wouldn't!

Anyway, I joined one evening and flicking back to the earlier text I could see they were getting right stuck in, so I immediately piped up regarding the central theme of the topic.

"Hey guys, what are these duo balls, you are all going on about?"

I have never seen the internet go quiet before.

Jeez, I was so embarassed, when I was told.

:hilarious:   and :thumbsup:

Last year I met a girl named Laura, so being friendly I called her Laura all evening. Later I found that her name was actually Lauren. The next time I saw her I apologized for calling her Laura. She said "I've been called worse". That evening I called her "Worse".

Yeah, she laughed! She was very nice.

LOL

Just take out the word flavour.

'ugh i just dont understand why people choose to use the original washing up liquid'

or

'ugh i just dont understand why people choose to use the original recipe washing up liquid'

My SO's daughter thought penguins were unisex.

It is a common expression for drunk over here.

One of the silliest expressions for drunk I ever heard was "Gassed out the dish!",.,.,.,.,. eh?

what about the fact i thought Mexico was in Spain because they speak Spanish.....

this thread will show you all just how dumb i am hahaha

Good one, Callie. Molly's from Spain so every once in awhile I sneak a little Spanish in.
And Heather, Buffalo wings too. Those wings are definitely not extinct!

Well, I think that you're a Saint. Mmmmm . . . St. Cherry?

Yeah. You have a technicality going for you!

I went camping with a guy when I was about 19. It was a teeny two man tent. He took two pairs of socks with him for a week, bear in mind he was also a 19 year old, so was pubescent.

When he packed, I noticed one pair was unworn. ewwwwwww

I also went camping one winter with a couple of girlfriends, we came back from the pub, a bit merry and we crashed out easily enough. I later found out it was -5c. There had been a frost as we walked back.

In the middle of the night, the clown amongst us started jerking me really badly, and hissing in my ear "Wake up! Wake up!"

"What is it?"

She replied "It's f**king freezing! I can't sleep. So thought you might join me."

She then turned over and carefully unzipped the sleeping bag of our friend and flipped the cover off of her.

She lay still for a second, before jerking a couple of times, and suddenly waking. LOL the look on her face... It was funny.

i once had to ask someone what our country and county is, because i really didnt know, i always get mixed up...