what stupid things have you said/done

Haha!

"Front to back" is more for just the butt.

I just pat myself dry after peeing, not quite as much of a wiping motion lol

I do front to back when I have to poop, but after peeing I just pat my Lady Thing.

Well, it's much more important for females. You do not want any of that inside of your lady bits... lol so keep it far away.

I was so embarrassed Jen.

For some reason, people didn't get upset at all.

I guess we all like to see part of ourselves, in others.

Makes you feel more normal I guess.

I've read every one of your posts Jen.

LOL you must feel much better about yourself now.

Oh, something I always do that is pretty 'stupid'... when I take exams, I usually overthink the simplest questions and get them wrong. I never think anything can be THAT simple lol pretty dumb on my part.

When I do that I say.. "typical Heather"... :-)

Simple solution to a difficult problem.

Ok here goes.

When I was in my 30’s I was very into computers and very technical to the point where I was able to make a very nice living from it. Well one hot summer day I was wanted to buy a new lap top so my girl and I went to one of those big computer stores (I think it was Best Buy) and we were browsing the laptops. I had a quick question about the RAM capacity of a certain one and I flagged down a salesman and went to ask him about it but he cut me off. Then he proceeded to give me this REALLY condescending sales pitch and was talking to me like I just fell of the ol’ turnip truck. And to be fair, as it was a hot day both my GF and I were dressed for hot weather and were showing some a lot of skin.

When he finished I cleared my throat and asked, “Why do you assume just because I have boobs I know nothing about computers?”

He just stood there for a few seconds dumbfounded and the apologised (as he should have). Then we proceeded to have a good technical conversation for a few minutes.

Then at the end when I was making up my mind I asked the next question. “I like it but does it come in a different colour?”

Now keep in mind I had just chastised the poor guy about making assumptions about women and computers and we talked about all this technical stuff which I had insisted was so important.

As soon as the words left my mouth I wanted to take them back. I just turned on my heel and left without another word. My GF never let me live that down.

ive personally not said anything overly stupid in a while, give it time and watch this space haha

Well, many of you have read some of my posts.
Enough said!

I was in my 40's & we were talking at work about condoms ( as you do ! )
I asked " What's the point of having flavoured condoms? You have no taste buds down there"...
I was nearly 50 before I found out that a 69 wasn't a smaller version of a 99...

when i was younger i was mortified to find out you still have to buy electricity for your home, even though you pay for light bulbs, i didnt think u had to pay for energy to be able to use electronics, i thought it came with them in the price of the item haha!!

i also thought the weather man decided what the weather was going to be.

yeah my dad thought so too, i told you that you would all see how stoopid i am haha!