The first up against the wall

Parking over their bay lines!! Thus losing a space.

How about those teeny weeny little cars? You think there is a space and you rush up.... and there they are, just sat there, being all teensy and eensy!

People who park in the disabled bays who are NOT disabled.

How about the guy who invented those tiny little top button pushes for toilets?

The ones that will almost certainly break a nail.

He should be one of the first!

Mothers pushing their babies along in the pushchair, ignoring them coz they are on their mobile doing facebook.

I REALLY REALLY REALLY despise the ads on youtube videos. ARRRRCGGGGGG!! Did I mention I REALLY dislike them?

The ads are added to the beginning of actual videos so you can't block them....and now they are using HTML 5 instead of flash to get around adblock and flash block

yes! and now there is a new type of ad just showing up that blocks out part of the screen and no one has been able to make a Firefox addon yet to block them

It pisses me off that GEICO even rubs it in with some of their ads saying "you can't skip this ad" GGRRRRRRR!!!!

people who think they are so god damn special they can just continue walking right into you because they are far too good to move out of your way!!

women who spit, like really, the only time i spit is when i brush my teeth, gross individual.

so i was at the traffic lights the other day, i cross at these lights 4 times a day so i know almost 100% when its safe to cross, so i did, a woman was with her child and she said 'tut some people just set bad examples for children, stupid girl' so i turned back around and told her 'oh im sorry love, i didnt know it was MY job to show your child how to cross the road? i also didnt think it was my responsibility to set a good example to YOUR child, why dont you try speaking with more respect and not call people names and then dictate who can and can not cross the road when your child is present' frickin idiot!!

then a week or so before that i was crossing at the other lights that i also cross every day, the lights just got to red and i had just enough time to cross the road before the other set of lights allowed the rest of the cars to go, so i rushed over the road and a scruffy loking woman was stood there and said to the bloke she was with 'pff, dont see why people cross the road when green man isnt on, cant say im in that much of a rush to die' so i told her 'maybe try get a job and then you will know what its like to have to rush, then again Jeremy Kyle is starting soon, so you better rush off home'
she didnt like my reply but the bloke she was with did. moral of the story, dont chat sh*t about me crossing the road, if i get knocked over thats my problem and no one elses, otherwise i know exactly what i am doing thanks

I won't get into this, other than to tell Auttie that she's catching up to Pris as far as Grrrrrrrring goes.

Oooops!

Anybody with a handgun, excepting authorities.

Auttie, you ARE a good witch! And . . . you said "scot-free".

Well . . . there's always pointed sticks! Yes, I snuck The Lads in again.

ive just seen a woman stop to look at our display window, letting her 2 kids walk off totally oblivious that she has stopped, it took her a couple mins to realise