The "WTF" Thread

Will he learn?

Will he fluff!

How about this for a pay packet?

But then you would only have £2.9 million left over for yourself......

...and of course, there's another £3,400,000 coming next week. 

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/utah-mom-wrote-kids-book-grief-charged-husbands-alleged-murder-rcna83520


O.O

I saw that. A work of fiction. 

Just sick...

I just saw this in my news feed.. dreadful.
Although at least the didn't just kill it for fun. We had attacks on air gun and bow and arrow swans and storks last year, a group of teenagers just using them for target practice..

It's not 'kids these days'. When I was 16 I worked in a market garden. A guy there was boasting that he bombed ducklings with bricks.

I hit him with the cane I was holding, at the time, twice.

He's lucky you didn't have a brick.

...before cooking in the sun?

So last night GD and I get on the boat minutes later a couple get on with their son (age9 or 10) , as he walks down the gangplank he panicks , I dont like it, it moves/ Im gonna fall/Im gonna drown etc..Mum tells him its ok .. Then he sits and he is hyperventilating she tells him to calm his breathing.. breathe in, 1,2 breathe out, 1 ,2.
Then he starts jammering on about what if the boat sinks/ what if it hits something/ what if something goes wrong, the child is petrified.
Mum and dad start telling him its ok the water isnt deep or rough and the boat does this every day..
There is a slight movement of the boat and the kid freaks outso bad dad now has to hold onto him because he is screaming and crying that he wants to get off,,

At that moment a couple arrived with a dog, they havent booked but theres room and dogs are allowed on board but their dog is too scared to walk on the metal gangplank and backs up barking,,,
At the point the mum informs her husband that the dog is scared, the people are idiots, cant they tell by the dogs body langauge that this isnt a good idea and that they shouldnt flood or force the issue,, stupid people they need to take their dog home and let him calm down...

I swear it took me all my control not to turn round and ask her if she felt maybe she could take her own advice and do the same for her son..
He evenutally did calm down but not until several more mini meltdowns. Poor kid I wonder how many more times he will be flooded or forced into things hes unhappy about.

I saw that, and I immediately thought "I wonder what trivial punishment will he get?" 

Hang him by his private from a tree for 300 minutes? 

That will seem like 300 years.