things that annoy us

It annoys me when someone - supposedly playfully - slaps someone across the head. I could not do this with my old friend, Michael. He've been badly injured and would've had to have gone to hospital. With his head injury that playful slap could cause him to go into a coma.

Plus, I hate it when people slap someone across the head anyway. I would be very angry if a friend did that to me. I would certainly let them know not to do it again.

 Indubitably!

I would write papers/proposals/plans/procedures etc, and find I was missing a figure, or a line of information, and trying to get that last little bit from someone else was often sooooooooooooooooo frustrating. 

And a spam email is as important as a nuisance phonecall

My neighbour has fallen off her bike... She loads that thing up with so many bags its amazing.

Shes out touting for sympathy..

Asking for favours. She caught me out this morning, I was just leaving for the shop when she popped her head out the door ... Ooh ohhh do you think you could just pick up a loaf of bread for me? I still cant walk without pain she says...
As if I can..
Its just annoying when if anything happens to me or OH they are always too busy or unable to even offer help.

When I move Im digging a moat!

when no one wishes me happy april fools day!

yes it's april fools day, but that's what I'm saying.. feeling annoyed because no one's tried to prank me and I feel left out

ah well, it's too late now- but their's next year..

that moment when you try to subscribe to a newsletter, and have to submit the form 20 times before it actually submits.

when alexa absolutely refuses to understand you

yesterday I was trying to make her spell a word and she kept trying to open a skill

I swear sometimes that she's one of the worst purchases I have made..

but I know if I got rid of her I'd miss her.

probably

It sounds like a husband to me

Get an alexa

being told that adults can't enjoy the narnia movies because it's a kids book
that's like saying adults don't enjoy the wizard of oz

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I have lost count of the number of people who tried to get me to drink. Id ask for oj and be told ' I'll just slip a vodka in that shall I '
Even telling them I was driving didnt stop them ' oh one wont hurt' a few times I said 'I bet you would feel different if it was your child I ran over after just one drink'
Other times I told people ' I'd love one but I'm on antibiotics if I even drink a little bit I'll be puking all over the place' that works really well at dinner parties and parties in people's houses of course they didn't want me puking on their carpet.
But I still don't understand why people cannot accept it when you say no thank you.