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a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 29,640	Jokes Jan 26, 2016 18:12:41 GMT -5 heatherly, jengurl1987, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on Jan 26, 2016 18:12:41 GMT -5 A man was seen breaking into a pet shop last night stealing a rabbit. He was later spotted making a run for it.
	Caution, I am feral.

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 29,640	Jokes Jan 28, 2016 8:18:23 GMT -5 heatherly and jengurl1987 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on Jan 28, 2016 8:18:23 GMT -5 I used to have an inferiority complex, but it wasn't a very good one.
	Caution, I am feral.

heatherly Administrator Maintain low tones! Posts: 15,477	Jokes Jan 28, 2016 14:25:53 GMT -5 a_muppet likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by heatherly on Jan 28, 2016 14:25:53 GMT -5 I was pretty sure I liked this thread already, but my like wasn't here lol I can't think of any jokes!!!

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Jokes Feb 13, 2016 4:53:28 GMT -5 heatherly likes this

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Post by a_muppet on Feb 13, 2016 4:53:28 GMT -5

Jan 28, 2016 14:25:53 GMT -5 heatherly said:

I was pretty sure I liked this thread already, but my like wasn't here lol I can't think of any jokes!!!

You have to come straight here as soon as you hear them.

I went to the zoo yesterday, I couldn't believe it, but all they had was one dog.

So I spent the entire afternoon just looking at that one animal.

It was cute, and though you are probably thinking it was a shih tzu, it was actually a german shepherd.

www.austingermanshepherdrescue.org/Foster_Dogs/2012/Blitzen/germanshepherd_Blitz_side2_fs.jpg

Last Edit: Feb 13, 2016 5:01:03 GMT -5 by a_muppet

Caution, I am feral.

jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	Jokes Feb 13, 2016 12:42:59 GMT -5 heatherly and a_muppet like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on Feb 13, 2016 12:42:59 GMT -5 One of my favs comes from Rodney Dangerfield: I see my doctor and he tells me that I have 3 months to live. I say "Doc, I'd like another opinion." The doctor says "OK, you're ugly too!"

heatherly Administrator Maintain low tones! Posts: 15,477	Jokes Feb 9, 2023 13:29:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by heatherly on Feb 9, 2023 13:29:32 GMT -5 Any new jokes?

TestDummyCO Preferred Member Posts: 2,812	Jokes Feb 9, 2023 18:45:28 GMT -5 a_muppet and jen like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TestDummyCO on Feb 9, 2023 18:45:28 GMT -5 A man walked into a bar. The man behind him ducked.

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 29,640	Jokes Feb 9, 2023 19:02:54 GMT -5 TestDummyCO likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on Feb 9, 2023 19:02:54 GMT -5 A man walked into a bar with an alligator. He asked the barman: Do you serve Liberals? We serve all political parties sir. Good I will have a vodka, and the alligator will have a Liberal.
	Last Edit: Feb 9, 2023 19:03:30 GMT -5 by a_muppet Caution, I am feral.

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Jokes Feb 10, 2023 18:01:48 GMT -5 a_muppet, kjay, and 1 more like this

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Post by TestDummyCO on Feb 10, 2023 18:01:48 GMT -5

A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.

And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
"qwertyuiop" beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

Last Edit: Feb 10, 2023 18:02:20 GMT -5 by TestDummyCO