You Might Be A Redneck If ..................................

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You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 26, 2016 4:44:23 GMT -5 jengurl1987 likes this

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Post by usmichelle on Jan 26, 2016 4:44:23 GMT -5

Redneck is a Southern US colloquialism that humorously describes people from those areas.

Sometimes referred to as confederate states, they often define themselves as
center right political, religious, racist, gun toting, uneducated, with green teeth.

Typical states include: Tennessee, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi,
North & South Carolina, Missouri, and more

However they are rarely short on humor and can give it as well as take it within reason.

Please join with some redneck descriptions.

I'll put up a few.

1. your house is mobile your car is not
2. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
3. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
5. You've ever stolen toilet paper.

Hahahahaha
Please add some of yours.

SEE THE REDNECK YACHT!

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a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,020	You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 26, 2016 18:17:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on Jan 26, 2016 18:17:40 GMT -5 Curious...... We don't have them over here. I am guessing it is what you would call part of a class system in that they are the undesirables because of birthright?
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You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 27, 2016 15:45:23 GMT -5 jengurl1987 and usmichelle like this

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Post by heatherly on Jan 27, 2016 15:45:23 GMT -5

Cher, I think you have "rednecks", too, but maybe you call them something else?

Off the top of my head.. if I had to describe it, it's basically the uneducated, poor, white people.. and often times it is said of those who live in trailers. They are usually loud, obnoxious, quick to anger, and their stances are pretty offensive. But you sure don't have to live in the South to be like that... people like that are everywhere.

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,020	You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 27, 2016 17:57:26 GMT -5 heatherly and usmichelle like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on Jan 27, 2016 17:57:26 GMT -5 I did know, I was just having a little fun at M's expense. Naughty, aren't I? We call them Chavs, and I have no idea why.
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jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 27, 2016 18:06:57 GMT -5 usmichelle likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on Jan 27, 2016 18:06:57 GMT -5 You have to enjoy Shell's sense of humour.

heatherly Administrator Maintain low tones! Posts: 16,394	You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 27, 2016 19:01:34 GMT -5 usmichelle likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by heatherly on Jan 27, 2016 19:01:34 GMT -5 lol I'm not sure if your chavs are quite like our rednecks, but close enough =p Do you have country bumpkins?

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,020	You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 28, 2016 5:09:25 GMT -5 heatherly likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on Jan 28, 2016 5:09:25 GMT -5 We do have country bumpkins, but they are idealised more as quaint lovable types like this: www.scrumpyandwestern.co.uk/images/scrump-header.jpg
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heatherly Administrator Maintain low tones! Posts: 16,394	You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 28, 2016 14:26:51 GMT -5 usmichelle likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by heatherly on Jan 28, 2016 14:26:51 GMT -5 I think southerners are seen as your country bumpkins, then.. they are more lovable and sweet, good-mannered... Even if it's not always true =p

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,020	You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 28, 2016 14:59:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on Jan 28, 2016 14:59:46 GMT -5 I did see that film Southern Comfort....... They didn't seem too lovable.
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heatherly Administrator Maintain low tones! Posts: 16,394	You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 30, 2016 12:31:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by heatherly on Jan 30, 2016 12:31:53 GMT -5 Never heard of it. I'm a Yankee living in the south ;p

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,020	You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 30, 2016 13:01:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on Jan 30, 2016 13:01:37 GMT -5 There you go: www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1019482-southern_comfort/
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You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 31, 2016 6:37:40 GMT -5

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Jan 30, 2016 13:01:37 GMT -5 a_muppet said:

There you go:

www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1019482-southern_comfort/

I don't think that properly represents the Redneck society.

Maybe these will help.
They say a pic is worth a thousand words.

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usmichelle Prominent Member Read, Learn, Read it Again, Learn More Posts: 4,412	You Might Be A Redneck If .................................. Jan 31, 2016 6:41:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by usmichelle on Jan 31, 2016 6:41:05 GMT -5 Remember Burger King is considered five star dining and proper choice for catering a Red Neck wedding. (see chick in BK crown) McDonald's is for low class people.
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