Post by usmichelle on Jan 19, 2016 7:03:20 GMT -5
Just when you thought you've heard it all.
Televangelists now need private jets to travel bc of all the "demons"
flying around on commercial jets.
According to Christian televangelists Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis, the friendly skies aren’t so friendly, because they are just lousy with the likes of Beelzebub and Baphomet. That was their justification for why they need multi-million dollar private jets -- at the expense of their followers of course.
The pair ramble on for more than five minutes, detailing what appears to be a psychotic break while they claim to be having casual conversations with their god. They then point out that they would not be able to do such things on a regular flight, because people would begin questioning their sanity, which is absolutely true in every way.
Televangelists are often under fire for their questionable lifestyles that seem to be in conflict with the very Bible and religious traditions they purport to uphold. While their religion’s sacred text makes it extremely clear that materialism and wealth are anathema to their god, these guys go out of their way to justify it, usually by claiming that extra-biblical sources (such as private conversations with God) allow it.
More here for more laughs, including a hysterical video.
www.examiner.com/article/televangelists-say-they-need-private-planes-because-of-demons-flying-commercial?cid=taboola-inbound-demonsplanes&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Televangelists now need private jets to travel bc of all the "demons"
flying around on commercial jets.
According to Christian televangelists Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis, the friendly skies aren’t so friendly, because they are just lousy with the likes of Beelzebub and Baphomet. That was their justification for why they need multi-million dollar private jets -- at the expense of their followers of course.
The pair ramble on for more than five minutes, detailing what appears to be a psychotic break while they claim to be having casual conversations with their god. They then point out that they would not be able to do such things on a regular flight, because people would begin questioning their sanity, which is absolutely true in every way.
Televangelists are often under fire for their questionable lifestyles that seem to be in conflict with the very Bible and religious traditions they purport to uphold. While their religion’s sacred text makes it extremely clear that materialism and wealth are anathema to their god, these guys go out of their way to justify it, usually by claiming that extra-biblical sources (such as private conversations with God) allow it.
More here for more laughs, including a hysterical video.
www.examiner.com/article/televangelists-say-they-need-private-planes-because-of-demons-flying-commercial?cid=taboola-inbound-demonsplanes&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
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creaking floors, you make me laugh,