Aliens Amongst Us!

I'll start.

Eve is my space choice.

She is beautiful, sexy, educated, but unfamiliar with our ways.

Eve: You seem to have much violence here on earth.

Shell: Yes, unfortunately.

Eve: I mean you kill one another.

Shell: Well.......yes we do.

Eve: How do you punish people that are killers here.

Shell: Hmmmm! Weii, it's complicated.
I mean we, we just, ahhh,
Well we kill them.

Eve: Silence!

Our next door neighbour is an alien.

She is really nice, friendly, but ever so odd.

In alien mathematical terms she is a 1+1=2 but not a 2+2=4.

Have you all come across that measure?

Alien - So, let me get this right. There's only one of two parties that can win & either one is voted in each time & that's what you call democracy?

Human - Yes

Alien - And this happens in pretty much every country on your planet, which claims it has democracy?

Human - Yes

Alien - And quite often, different members of the same family are elected leader?

Human - Yes

Alien - Ok thanks; I'm just going out to get a paper... I may be back in a millennia or two.

Haaaaaaaaaaaa haha
Good one Molly.

But we do recognize an Independent party now.

Just no success in election yet.