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Absolution May 26, 2015 3:47:39 GMT -5 heatherly and jengurl1987 like this

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Post by a_muppet on May 26, 2015 3:47:39 GMT -5

The management of the WOF are offering complete absolution for all those sins that you have committed and never owned up to.

To my older sister, whose brand new dress I ripped at the shoulder while trying a handstand

oop, but you did have a temper on you.

I shouldn't have just hung it back in your wardrobe as if it was ok though.

Sorry.

Last Edit: May 26, 2015 3:48:08 GMT -5 by a_muppet

Caution, I am feral.

jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	Absolution May 26, 2015 13:49:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on May 26, 2015 13:49:25 GMT -5 Complete absolution? Absobloodylutely!

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,015	Absolution May 26, 2015 13:59:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on May 26, 2015 13:59:39 GMT -5 Next please........... Coz I ain't the only one on here who has never done anything naughty, and not owned up.
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jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	Absolution May 26, 2015 14:12:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on May 26, 2015 14:12:37 GMT -5 Yes. I think that a few of us (myself included) fall into that category.

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,015	Absolution May 26, 2015 17:27:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on May 26, 2015 17:27:26 GMT -5 So......................
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jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	Absolution May 26, 2015 17:56:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on May 26, 2015 17:56:07 GMT -5 I politely told my Mum that I didn't appreciate her scorching one of my favourite skirts while ironing it. Live and let live.

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,015	Absolution May 27, 2015 1:43:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on May 27, 2015 1:43:45 GMT -5 You are kidding me....
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Absolution May 28, 2015 20:10:20 GMT -5 a_muppet likes this

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Post by heatherly on May 28, 2015 20:10:20 GMT -5

I broke my friend's barbie... I slammed a chair leg down on the neck and it cracked. I did it on purpose, but I don't know why. I liked to mess up barbies sometimes... lol shh..... I'm weird.

For one of my own barbies, I bit off her toes and nose.

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Absolution May 29, 2015 15:48:36 GMT -5 a_muppet likes this

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Post by usmichelle on May 29, 2015 15:48:36 GMT -5

I backed into my guy's (at the time) car and never told him I did it.

As it turns out he somehow knew it but he was just nice about it.

I was mad at my little sister so I cut all the hair off her fav dolls.

I was playing with our parakeet when it got away and penny
our dog caught and killed it.
I just left the door open bc he could get it open by himself
so my parents figured he got out by himself and got out pf the house.

More........oh yeah.

Peace!

jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	Absolution May 29, 2015 16:16:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on May 29, 2015 16:16:41 GMT -5 I regret so many things that I did when I was younger. I'm glad that I have matured. Yeah, right! We all have things that, if put into a time capsule could do over. We can't.

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Absolution May 29, 2015 16:48:17 GMT -5

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Post by a_muppet on May 29, 2015 16:48:17 GMT -5

May 29, 2015 15:48:36 GMT -5 usmichelle said:

I backed into my guy's (at the time) car and never told him I did it.

As it turns out he somehow knew it but he was just nice about it.

I was mad at my little sister so I cut all the hair off her fav dolls.

I was playing with our parakeet when it got away and penny
our dog caught and killed it.
I just left the door open bc he could get it open by himself
so my parents figured he got out by himself and got out pf the house.

More........oh yeah.

I think we might need a couple of extra mods to do all this absolution.

Caution, I am feral.

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Absolution May 29, 2015 16:48:46 GMT -5

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Post by usmichelle on May 29, 2015 16:48:46 GMT -5

I don't think I regret all that much.

I mean I know I'm kind of immature, and want people to like me.

I do think I so want to be a mommy so I can prove
to my mom what real love is.
Not a frickin gold certificate instead of coming to my graduation.

Jen I can do the mommy thing.

Our friends always bring their kids over here or we (bratty sisters included)
go over there.

I read, take them in the pool, go to the movies,
and make them feel very safe and loved.

I mean some of them want to live here.

I roughhouse with the boys

teach the girls Karate moves

do lots of stuff.

I like it.

Peace!

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Absolution May 29, 2015 16:51:30 GMT -5 heatherly likes this

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Post by a_muppet on May 29, 2015 16:51:30 GMT -5

I was playing throw ball with my younger brother. I threw the ball too hard and he missed it, and it broke a garage window.

Luckily, by the time my parents came home, I had convinced him he would get in less trouble if he owned up to them.

Rather annoyingly, I was right.

pffft, I might as well have owned up to it.

Last Edit: May 29, 2015 16:54:45 GMT -5 by a_muppet

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usmichelle Prominent Member Read, Learn, Read it Again, Learn More Posts: 4,412	Absolution May 29, 2015 16:54:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by usmichelle on May 29, 2015 16:54:02 GMT -5 hahahahaha Bitch!
	Peace!