The Inkblot test

a_muppet
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The Inkblot test May 24, 2015 2:55:09 GMT -5 heatherly and njchick like this

Post by a_muppet on May 24, 2015 2:55:09 GMT -5

Fancy a try?

theinkblot.com/

These are my: Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 73%

Your "Sickness Quotient" of 73% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights

You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

Job Performance & Attitude

Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

Caution, I am feral.

jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	The Inkblot test May 24, 2015 14:29:54 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on May 24, 2015 14:29:54 GMT -5 I gave up after #5 because I didn't identify with any of the options that were given to me. I'm blotting it out of my mind.

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,018	The Inkblot test May 24, 2015 16:52:21 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on May 24, 2015 16:52:21 GMT -5 ^^^^^ pngimg.com/upload/chicken_PNG2149.png
	Caution, I am feral.

jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	The Inkblot test May 24, 2015 17:31:51 GMT -5 usmichelle likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on May 24, 2015 17:31:51 GMT -5 Now I have to think. But . . . hen again . . .

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The Inkblot test May 25, 2015 0:42:53 GMT -5 heatherly and usmichelle like this

Post by njchick on May 25, 2015 0:42:53 GMT -5

Sickness Quotient: 76%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 76% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.

Thank you for taking the Online Inkblot Test. Graphs of your individualized performance are shown below. If you believe your test results to be in error, you may perform a retest by pressing the "Retabulate" button below. To retake the entire test, press the "Retake Test" button.

Thank you Cherry for the AV!

njchick Senior Member Posts: 478	The Inkblot test May 25, 2015 0:44:50 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by njchick on May 25, 2015 0:44:50 GMT -5 May 24, 2015 2:55:09 GMT -5 a_muppet said: Fancy a try? theinkblot.com/ These are my: Test Results HAHAHAH Cherry my dear I see you are as F'ed up as me....LOL and big kisses to you!
	Last Edit: May 25, 2015 0:46:43 GMT -5 by njchick Thank you Cherry for the AV!

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,018	The Inkblot test May 25, 2015 4:34:05 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on May 25, 2015 4:34:05 GMT -5 You cheeky mare, you are a full 3% madder than I am! I do forgive you though, have a big fat juicy mwah
	Last Edit: May 25, 2015 4:35:04 GMT -5 by a_muppet Caution, I am feral.

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The Inkblot test May 25, 2015 14:51:03 GMT -5 heatherly and a_muppet like this

Post by usmichelle on May 25, 2015 14:51:03 GMT -5

Sickness Quotient: 99.9%
Congratulations! At nearly 100% you had to ride the little white bus to school; didn't you.

Detailed Diagnosis

•Interpersonal Insights
You have a very powerful sex drive over which you have little control.

Basically, you want to f*ck Cher, Heather, Jen, Callie, NJ, Pris, and anybody else

that loves oral sex on here.

•Job Performance & Attitude
You're good at faking it.

People think you're smarter than you really are so you progress in spite

of being a dumb, oversexed, masturbating, bimbo.

•Personality Insight
You hate you mom, and your sisters.

You love your dad but that's more because he gives you everything you have ever asked for.

Just yesterday he gave you $50 you asked for to fill up your gas tank.

Meanwhile your tank was full.

hahahahaha

I'm pissed!

Last Edit: May 25, 2015 15:03:02 GMT -5 by usmichelle

Peace!

heatherly
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The Inkblot test May 28, 2015 23:38:12 GMT -5 a_muppet and usmichelle like this

Post by heatherly on May 28, 2015 23:38:12 GMT -5

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 49%
Congratulations! At a 49% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.

usmichelle Prominent Member Read, Learn, Read it Again, Learn More Posts: 4,412	The Inkblot test May 29, 2015 11:31:32 GMT -5 heatherly likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by usmichelle on May 29, 2015 11:31:32 GMT -5 Heather you're my kind of girl. hahaha
	Peace!