why do i have to be such a fashion criminal

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why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 21, 2015 9:23:01 GMT -5 usmichelle likes this

Post by britishbea on May 21, 2015 9:23:01 GMT -5

seriously, give me a pair of leggings or a pair of jeans and the plainest most boing top or jumper ever and, well ill look like i do any other time.
i try to dress up but even when im wearing nice clothes, they dont look so nice anymore once on me.

i have a wedding to go to, its in June, so 'summer' time but idk what the weather is gonna be like, i dont know what to wear at all, i want to look nice, but not trying too hard because OHs family arent so dressy up them self if you get me, but that doesnt mean i dont want to dress up, times like this is the only chance i get to.

i cant decide on a dress, jumpsuit/playsuit, a long tight skirt and a nice blouse or trousers and a blouse.
in all honesty im skint so dont have money to be buying much, my auntie is same size as me so i can get away with pinching a dress from her, but i bet it does nothing for me like it did her.

i have one lovely dress, which if i do say so myself, did look good. but its red! my OHs auntie is getting married in a football stadium, long story short the the teams rivals colour is red, so red is a no go (yes i do support the team at which the wedding is taking place at)

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priscillams Premier Member Posts: 3,547	why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 21, 2015 11:52:12 GMT -5 usmichelle likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by priscillams on May 21, 2015 11:52:12 GMT -5 Red is probably my favorite color. Is the red dress knee length or longer? If it is a shorter length and you look good in it, I say wear the red. Dance a lot!

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why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 21, 2015 12:44:45 GMT -5 usmichelle likes this

Post by a_muppet on May 21, 2015 12:44:45 GMT -5

She is saying dance a lot, as she reckons it is harder to hit a moving target.

Don't wear a rival team's colours, you will have to listen to "absolutely hilarious" comments all flippin' night.

Start hitting the car boot sales, the season is just starting and if you cannot find a choice of dresses at only a few quid each, get onto your optician asap.

The ones you decide against keeping, put them on ebay at a fiver each.

If in doubt, post a picture on here, we will let you know what we think.

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usmichelle Prominent Member Read, Learn, Read it Again, Learn More Posts: 4,412	why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 21, 2015 17:11:30 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by usmichelle on May 21, 2015 17:11:30 GMT -5 Saran Wrap goes well with red B.
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jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 21, 2015 18:38:42 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on May 21, 2015 18:38:42 GMT -5 Red works . . . unless you wear it in Everton territory. You'll look pretty, whatever the colour!

britishbea Honored Member Kisses give her goosebumps, well that's cool I used to tutor braille Posts: 996	why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 22, 2015 7:28:00 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by britishbea on May 22, 2015 7:28:00 GMT -5 my team is Leeds UTD the rival team is Manchester UTD lol. ill show you the red dress i was going to wear..
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why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 22, 2015 7:53:35 GMT -5 heatherly and usmichelle like this

Post by britishbea on May 22, 2015 7:53:35 GMT -5

as you can see only a small part of the top of the dress is red, the rest is black and its one of those longer at the back shorter at the front. It is only a small bit of red but it would be red shoes with it, and thats just taking the piss, especially when shes asked me to get in pics on the pitch haha

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why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 22, 2015 11:28:42 GMT -5

Post by a_muppet on May 22, 2015 11:28:42 GMT -5

May 22, 2015 7:53:35 GMT -5 britishbea said:

as you can see only a small part of the top of the dress is red, the rest is black and its one of those longer at the back shorter at the front. It is only a small bit of red but it would be red shoes with it, and thats just taking the piss, especially when shes asked me to get in pics on the pitch haha

Oh dear, I am getting old. I would have suggested something less racy.

It looks like a nice dress though, but to me it is more of a night club choice, unless you had, perhaps, a black bolero on top. You could even throw in a pair of black lace gloves, dare I mention a black wide brimmed hat? For me that would work, then you could take off the bolero, hat, and gloves off, when the night time fun started.

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why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 26, 2015 6:36:07 GMT -5 heatherly and usmichelle like this

Post by britishbea on May 26, 2015 6:36:07 GMT -5

oh yes i would have wore a blazer, defo not gloves though i couldnt pull that off, and do you know how much i wish i could pull off a big hat like that? like i say, im a fashion criminal, anything i wear i kill it, and not in a good way

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heatherly Administrator Maintain low tones! Posts: 16,394	why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 28, 2015 23:23:35 GMT -5 a_muppet and britishbea like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by heatherly on May 28, 2015 23:23:35 GMT -5 I never know what I'm doing when it comes to fashion. I think the red dress looks nice, so if you can't get anything else it's not a terrible choice.

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why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 29, 2015 5:48:04 GMT -5 a_muppet likes this

Post by britishbea on May 29, 2015 5:48:04 GMT -5

omg so ive just realised the wedding is NEXT WEEKEND and i still havent solved a outfit, im seeing my auntie on sat and my cousin on sunday so hope i can find something, ive just found a white 'net like' dress but that only goes over one arm, idk if thats a bit too revealing too, ill try it on and see. my other nice dress is black, and i refuse to wear all black at a wedding. but im thinking if i wear the white one, i will wear my sisters pinky orange blazer and her pinky orange wedges!! plan!!

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

Cleaning and scrubbing can wait ‘til tomorrow For babies grow up we've learnt to our sorrow, So quiet down cobwebs Dust go to sleep I’m rocking my baby and babies don’t keep

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,015	why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 29, 2015 8:11:38 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on May 29, 2015 8:11:38 GMT -5 I am sure you will look great. ,,,,,,,,,and anyway, how you look mostly comes from within. Try and stand proud and confident, you will look so much better than anyone who doesn't.
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why do i have to be such a fashion criminal Jun 1, 2015 8:43:53 GMT -5

Post by britishbea on Jun 1, 2015 8:43:53 GMT -5

i finally have my outfit half sorted. i have a long skirt, its a cream lacy one but has a underskirt that covers the obvious, i will wear it with a cropped top (my belly will not be on show as its a high waist skirt) i then have a pinky orange blazer, pinky orange wedges and a little pink bag, hoping it all looks okay and not just raided my nans wardrobe and thrown a outfit together.
as for Malakai, he is wearing a Leeds United football kit

well the wedding is at the Leeds united football stadium, and i asked the bride she said that he can wear it, he is a baby, he will be the only one wearing one and he looks cute, why not!

even she said 'there is no point spending money u dont need to spend on a suit when he has that' and besides when i told my dad that im getting him a suit not letting him wear his kit he was heart broken (my dad bought the kit haha)

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

Cleaning and scrubbing can wait ‘til tomorrow For babies grow up we've learnt to our sorrow, So quiet down cobwebs Dust go to sleep I’m rocking my baby and babies don’t keep

a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,015	why do i have to be such a fashion criminal Jun 1, 2015 9:27:03 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on Jun 1, 2015 9:27:03 GMT -5 That sounds like a good blend of pastels. You will look fab, and little M will fit in just fine. You will have to post some pics of you both.
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alsr Elite Member III Posts: 7,901	why do i have to be such a fashion criminal Apr 30, 2020 23:41:40 GMT -5 kjay likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alsr on Apr 30, 2020 23:41:40 GMT -5 To be on the safe side, stay simple! don't try too hard.

kjay Moderator Posts: 24,221	why do i have to be such a fashion criminal May 1, 2020 7:27:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kjay on May 1, 2020 7:27:34 GMT -5 Apr 30, 2020 23:41:40 GMT -5 alsr said: To be on the safe side, stay simple! don't try too hard. After you are comfortable with what you have done you can try a few new things "outside" of your usual style.
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