The "WTF" Thread

OMG!!!

Sometimes there is justice in this world...

Is it worse that they make them peck each other to death, or give them knives?

It's certainly hard to sympathise with the slashed owners..

I know we have all seen wingsuits before.

But it is classic WTF!!!

You are not joking!

What about the first guy to do it? [and we all know it would be a guy]

"Right I am off out. I have stitched some fabric between my trouser legs. and borrowed mums poncho to stitch onto my jacket."

"Why?"

"Well I want to jump off a cliff, and I can't afford a parachute!"

You tip online?

When I can afford to. I try to tip the delivery people. Especially the grocery people.

Yeah, I adjust the tips. They always start them out so dang high. I wait until my order goes through entirely (as in delivered and everything) and get the total after that. It usually has the tips in there at that point.

I think I will pass Cherry.

That's fair enough.

Oh my god things you see when you walk the dogs.
Firstly most houses here don't have net curtains they have a few plants or ornaments on the window sills but basically you can see straight into the house.
So tonight we were walking the dogs when Murphy stopped to pee on a lamppost ....I turned around and could see OH mouth wide open staring into someone's house.
I called his name and said 'stop that it's rude' at which point he raised his flashlight and pointed it in towards the windows saying well you should see what this guy is up to.
I said ...what?
And he replied he's is having a wank, you know ...a five finger shuffle, knocking one out , a j Arthur right there in front of the telly...

No I didn't go and check it out, I tried to explain to my husband that what a person does in their living room is their own business but he insists if you're doing it with all the lights on and the curtains open it's everyone's business!

Hmm... I think I'm going to label this "their own business" but still say "What in the world?!" to not finding a way to be more private...