How did the first circumcision go do you think?

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usmichelle
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How did the first circumcision go do you think? Apr 7, 2015 21:34:12 GMT -5

Post by usmichelle on Apr 7, 2015 21:34:12 GMT -5

I mean, think about it.

Here's a crowd of thousands, and Moses is going over the rules sent down from the

big guy himself.

So, he comes to the foreskin stuff.

How do you think the crowd reacted?

My take!

Luke:

Aaaa, hey Moses,

I mean me, Pete and John are like

well,

God want's us to cut the ends off our WHAT

Because we're thinking we don't want to join the club

Wives, sisters, and generally all girls over 14 YO

OMG, I am NOT missing this.

LLLOL!

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How did the first circumcision go do you think? Apr 8, 2015 2:44:16 GMT -5 usmichelle likes this

Post by a_muppet on Apr 8, 2015 2:44:16 GMT -5

It could make a fab comedy routine.

I remember hearing one over the renaming of Simon.

Jesus "and you Simon, you shall be known as Peter!"
Simon "WTF? You are taking the piss, aren't you? All my mates call me Simon, my family call me Simon. My mum will go spare, I was named Simon after her Dad. You can tell her, I am not going to. Besides, Peter sounds a bit gay, I don't want to tell my mates down the pub, to start calling me Peter."

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How did the first circumcision go do you think? Apr 8, 2015 4:30:55 GMT -5

Post by usmichelle on Apr 8, 2015 4:30:55 GMT -5

Apr 8, 2015 2:44:16 GMT -5 a_muppet said:

You are a riot Cher.

I can always count on you to put a early morning smile on my face.

There should be more religious humor.

It's like an untapped field.

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a_muppet Global Moderator Posts: 35,019 Member is Online	How did the first circumcision go do you think? Apr 8, 2015 9:49:02 GMT -5 heatherly likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by a_muppet on Apr 8, 2015 9:49:02 GMT -5 An untapped field? Have you never read the bible? I am going to burn for that one, aren't I?
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usmichelle Prominent Member Read, Learn, Read it Again, Learn More Posts: 4,412	How did the first circumcision go do you think? Apr 8, 2015 17:51:08 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by usmichelle on Apr 8, 2015 17:51:08 GMT -5 I am pretty bible savvy. No I can't quote scripture. But my Christian friends are always amazed at how much I know. I like history in general, and love religious history.
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heatherly Administrator Maintain low tones! Posts: 16,394	How did the first circumcision go do you think? Apr 8, 2015 19:17:36 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by heatherly on Apr 8, 2015 19:17:36 GMT -5 Hm.... now I do wonder how that went down lol

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How did the first circumcision go do you think?

Post by usmichelle on Apr 7, 2015 21:34:12 GMT -5

Post by a_muppet on Apr 8, 2015 2:44:16 GMT -5

Post by usmichelle on Apr 8, 2015 4:30:55 GMT -5

Post by a_muppet on Apr 8, 2015 9:49:02 GMT -5

Post by usmichelle on Apr 8, 2015 17:51:08 GMT -5

Post by heatherly on Apr 8, 2015 19:17:36 GMT -5

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