Things you do hoping no one is watching

I talk to myself. Sometimes I get so excited about something, and I start talking and laughing about it to myself as if I'm telling someone a story. I'll ask myself questions out loud, too LOL

Just "talking to myself" (minus the laughter/excitement) is something I do catch myself doing when I'm out in public... like grocery shopping. I might say, "well, where is the item I'm looking for?" Why I don't just keep it inside my head.. who knows? lol

least im not the only one that does, i do it more so when im on my own, i talk out loud to my self, then talk back to my self in my head.
i also talk to my dogs as if they were human children and could understand even a word of what i just said
for example, i got them a new bed after they chewed their millionth one, so when i saw them pawing at it i said 'if you chew that you do know it going to be the last one you will get' my OH looked at me and said 'oh they will defo not chew it now knowing they will never get another on again, or at least if they knew wtf you just said they wouldnt'
or the other day they were been really annoying i shouted at them 'if you dont get from under my feet i seriously am going to post you on ebay and find you another owner, do you understand' when they walked away i said thank you :S

oh i was also at the self service the other day when i took my change walked away and said thank you, it wasnt until someone said to me 'its okay we all do it' that i realised what i actually did

My dog talks back. She makes odd noises, mostly breathy, but it is rare for her not to reply.

So I never talk to myself when addressing my dog.

My cat used to say please and thank you. She would stand at the door and say miaow. When I opnened it she would say Miaow and leave.

It is more dependent on the answers you get.

talking to yourself is good, little to no arguments that way, and if you do begin to argue with yourself, stop talking to yourself lol