Silly confessions thread

On at least two occasions I have smashed eggs in the supermarket. I always check those in the box I pick up off the shelf to make sure they are all OK but they are slippery and occasionally slip out of my fingers. This is at the egg shelf so I usually go to the nearest member of staff and report the mess on the floor. They don't usually question and just move to get it sorted but it is somewhat embarrasing.

I walked into glass windows so often.

It makes me sad when birds fly into them. I try to be non threatening when I walk into the garden as birds are occasionally startled and fly into the greenhose windows.

The french windows in our old house often had a pigeon impression on the window. It was usually so clear that you could see how embarrassed the bird looked when he crashed into them. 

Well, I accidentally smashed two bowls in the kitchen yesterday: I just moved my arm, the next thing I know two bowls are crashing onto the floor in a million pieces. The floor had to be hoovered. I felt so clumsy. I don't know what I did: they just smashed straight onto the floor as I was turning off the kitchen light.

These things do come in threes.

I also smashed a mug in my kitchen a few months ago. I was sleepwalking and dropped the mug directly onto the floor.

Being clumsy isn't great, is it jen?

I've broken a glass and even after a month of vacuuming and washing I sometimes still find a small piece.  

I'll have to check but i am pretty sure it does.  lol...

I can never seem to find it all.