UKisms

I have heard (and used for fun) bollocks, to me it means something similar to "bullsh*t".

Knackard sounds like it would mean tired?

Hench.. not too sure. I'm guessing something to do with looks, but what exactly?? lol

Y'alright.. "are you okay?"

Im skint
Im brassic
On me uppers

Never heard of, 'she'll be apples' that actually made me laugh a little lol

heres some more 

whats with all the Aggro? -

oopps almost went arse over tit then -

get me some bacci from shop please - 

no need to bite my head off -

I don't know if we do have slang.

I mean, obviously we do but I don't know if it's slang or not.

I know we call soda "Pop" but I think you guys know that. We also have ketchup chips. That isn't a slang but they are very tasty chips and I don't know why USA doesn't have them, let alone the rest of the world. And there are these candies called smarties that are not the US smarties (we call those "rockets") but smarties is circular pieces of chocolate coated with candy. Yum! Wayyy better than M&Ms.

We work with one British guy at work. A lot of people nickname him "Bullocks." Lol.

Did you know that is slang used in video games, too? lol I have heard it many times because of that!

We also use "alright" as "okay".

I am guessing bacci is bacon??? I hope so!

Bite my head off is also used in the US, and I'm guessing it's used in a lot of others places. That one seems common :-)

Arse over tit.. that to me sounds like you are falling over?


Now for the ones Cassie mentioned...

Skint? Brassic? Can't tell what those would mean with such short sentences lol all I know is that they are adjectives.

On me uppers.. can't really guess anything for that one either. Uppers over here refers to stimulants... lol

These are a little bit more mainstream.

1. For the birds
Trivia or useless..."I don't like this thing at all. It is for the birds"

2. Put up your dukes
 Being told to “put up your dukes” is an instruction to “get ready for a fight.” Interestingly, it is rumored to be of British as well as American origin; 

3. Bought the farm
 “Bought the farm” is a euphemism for dying. 

4. Jonesing
If someone says that they’re “really jonesing” for something (usually a guilty pleasure), they mean they are craving. Again, there are several versions of the origin but its general association is with drugs. “Jones” was a term used for a heroin or narcotics addiction, but now the word can be applied to anything. Brits in the U.S. can be said to be jonesing for a decent cuppa or good chocolate.

5. Shoot the breeze
 “shooting the breeze” means to engage in idle, empty chatter. One explanation is that in the old days, particularly in the Wild West, people with time on their hands would literally shoot into the air at nothing.

6. John Hancock
If you are asked for your John Hancock, you’re being asked for your signature. The phrase is a reference to one John Hancock, a signatory of the Declaration of Independence; his signature was one of the more flamboyant on the document.

7. Monday morning quarterback(ing)
To be a “Monday morning quarterback” is to criticize or pass judgment from a position of hindsight. The quarterback is a football team’s key leader and decision maker out on the field. Since many people watch football games over the weekend, there’s usually lots of heated discussion about the quarterback’s performance on Monday mornings around the water cooler and on TV.

8. Taking a rain check
Originally a rain check was a baseball term whereby, if the game was rained out, spectators received a rain check or ticket to allow them entrance to a future game. These days it has little to do with weather and is used more widely, to mean that the event will be re-scheduled for a mutually agreeable date. When turning down a dinner invitation, for example, you can subtly communicate your desire to be re-invited by asking for a rain check.

Didn't Cheech and Chong do a song - Basketball Jones?

I heard and knew about half of those, probably from old films from being a kid.

skint or brassic means you have no money, if i say 'oh im on my arse this week' it means i have little to no money.

Bacci is tobacco,
aggro is short for aggrivation
and to fall arse over tit yeah it means your falling over..

ill find some more

Wait.... bollocks are TESTICLES?

Oh man this whole time I thought it meant bullsh*t.  This entire time!

I have an English co-worker who says "bullocks" all the time... This is bullocks, that is bullocks, and the other day he said something about kicking someone right in the bullocks so I thought it meant ass but I kinda stopped to think about that one.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

jengurl1987...Thank you my friend!  

I don't like it either. One thing I always got a kick out of was if someone would say "No Way!", the response would be "Way!".

thats a 'essex' thing over here
or saying 'oh im well jel' - really jealous 

so annoying

Oh yeah. Humpty Numpty fell off the wall! No, I'm just being a numpty.

Fancy, I didn't know it was in the bible.