Post by a_muppet on Jan 30, 2015 8:43:16 GMT -5
I can see the need to design some proper apps for women. I reckon that the all the apps around just now have been made my men, either for men, or guessing what we want or need.
That time has past.
We are going to start designing our own.
I will start.
This is a calorie counting app. Yeh, yeh, blah, blah, we have thousands like that!!!
Well, not like mine!
This app, waiting to be designed, will count the calories as they pass over your lips, and when the number you have programmed in, is hit, the "stomach full" sensation will arrive immediately.
When this arrives, it will be backed up by the tongue only recognising the flavour of anything as tasting just like cabbage. This "cabbage warning" will be followed 30 seconds later by anything being eaten having the flavour of dried out mouldy bread.
That time has past.
We are going to start designing our own.
I will start.
This is a calorie counting app. Yeh, yeh, blah, blah, we have thousands like that!!!
Well, not like mine!
This app, waiting to be designed, will count the calories as they pass over your lips, and when the number you have programmed in, is hit, the "stomach full" sensation will arrive immediately.
When this arrives, it will be backed up by the tongue only recognising the flavour of anything as tasting just like cabbage. This "cabbage warning" will be followed 30 seconds later by anything being eaten having the flavour of dried out mouldy bread.
creaking floors, you make me laugh,