Would you want to be 'single' the rest of your life?
Mar 4, 2021 11:23:12 GMT -5
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Post by a_muppet on Mar 4, 2021 11:23:12 GMT -5
I like flirting.. there Ive said it..
Theres a friend of my OH's and I always call him darling when he sees me coming he makes this huge gesture of wiping his face like naughty school boy caught with ice cream on his face because I always greet him the proper Dutch way , three kisses on the cheeks.. ( I dont do this with anyone else.)
To get past people in pubs Ive always had the habit of placing my hand on the small of their back smiling and saying excuse me darling.
My daughters old boss blushed like mad when he thought he could embarress me he was a bit of a sod for double entendre .. The slang for sex here is naaien which is the same as the word for sewing.. So when I saw a chameleon climbing about on a fake tree in the shop near Christmas I smiled and said oh you should make him a little Santa suit... The guy grinned and said Oh are you good at naaien then ?? I lifted and eyebrow smiled and said 'well Ive never had any complaints yet'.
My daughter and her BF fell about laughing and he just went bright red and rushed off to the stock room..
But the idea of dating or finding anyone else should my OH decide to shuffel off this mortal coil,, just doesnt appeal.. He is like an old pair of slippers battered and tatty but they fit perfectly.....
As for embarrassing. I was on a management course, and we were told to think of someone who we secretly fancied. Janet, a fellow manager grinned and said out loud "I wonder who cherry is dreaming of?"
I immediately replied "You Janet." She was great at reddening up.
It certainly wasn't my ex-husband.
It was actually my 'standard' lol
Rutger Hauer from Blade Runner
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