The "LOL" Thread

Even though. I very rarely get anything unsettling. I must be my own safe search checker. lol...

I've had a few things pop up but not much. When they do i back out right away.

Arthur Deane was bamboozled by the American version of football. Though after close analysis of the sport he came to understand its intricacies, which he explains below…

“A guy in a helmet chucks a funny-shaped ball, and another guy in a helmet tries to catch it. Meanwhile, another guy in another helmet tries to knock down the original guy in a helmet.

"At the same time, another guy in a helmet tries to knock down the guy in a helmet trying to knock down the guy in a helmet.

"Then another guy… and on and forever onwards, with an infinite number of guys, and an infinite number of helmets. (Though, intriguingly, only one funny-shaped ball.)”

found this very entertaining today

true, but also amusing

Oh no, I have so much to look forward to. 

Like it. 

This is funny.

I want to die quietly in my sleep, just as my uncle John did....

Definitely not screaming in terror, like the passengers in the car of my uncle John.

I asked my amazon smart speaker how to fix a scratch on a cd (really deep scratch), and she responded with, " give it a bath"

now, either alexa has lost her marbles, or someone's answer got accepted that shouldn't have

either case, so funny!

Yes you! All of you! *Maniacal laugh*

There was a funny one on the tv tonight.

A man walks into a bar with a midget under his arm. The midget immediately jumps down and starts playing the piano.

"What's with the midget?" Says the barman.

He replies "My genie is a little deaf. I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist!"