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embarrassing moments Apr 23, 2021 2:59:00 GMT -5 a_muppet likes this

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Post by jen on Apr 23, 2021 2:59:00 GMT -5

Luckily only a dream but last night in my dream I was going out for a walk in my pyjamas and it was just starting to rain and I thought 'I will get wet'. It seemed so real, like my dreams sometimes do. I hope I don't sleepwalk lol. I could be more embarrasing when I change to summer wear too.

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embarrassing moments Apr 23, 2021 3:23:14 GMT -5 jen likes this

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Post by a_muppet on Apr 23, 2021 3:23:14 GMT -5

Apr 23, 2021 2:59:00 GMT -5 jen said:

Luckily only a dream but last night in my dream I was going out for a walk in my pyjamas and it was just starting to rain and I thought 'I will get wet'. It seemed so real, like my dreams sometimes do. I hope I don't sleepwalk lol. I could be more embarrasing when I change to summer wear too.

My ex got up in the middle of the night. I asked him what he was doing "Mind your own business!" and he walked out.

He came back about 2 hours later, still in his pyjamas. "Where have you been?" I asked.

"Don't be so f****** stupid!" and was out as soon as his head hit the pillow.

When we woke up he had no memory of it, and his feet were absolutely filthy, like the hem of his pyjama trousers.

We never found out any more than that, and he never did it again.

Caution, I am feral.

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embarrassing moments Apr 23, 2021 10:21:21 GMT -5

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Post by kjay on Apr 23, 2021 10:21:21 GMT -5

Apr 23, 2021 2:24:31 GMT -5 a_muppet said:

Apr 22, 2021 17:04:07 GMT -5 kjay said:

Breaking a heel. Yes I am that rough on mine.

I have never broken a heel [so far - never tempt fate lol] I can break straps though.

I'm amazed, I have done it more than once.

Chase your dreams. In high heels of course.

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embarrassing moments Apr 23, 2021 10:40:16 GMT -5

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Post by a_muppet on Apr 23, 2021 10:40:16 GMT -5

Apr 23, 2021 10:21:21 GMT -5 kjay said:

Apr 23, 2021 2:24:31 GMT -5 a_muppet said:

I have never broken a heel [so far - never tempt fate lol] I can break straps though.

I'm amazed, I have done it more than once.

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embarrassing moments Apr 23, 2021 10:47:34 GMT -5 a_muppet likes this

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Post by kjay on Apr 23, 2021 10:47:34 GMT -5

Apr 23, 2021 10:40:16 GMT -5 a_muppet said:

Apr 23, 2021 10:21:21 GMT -5 kjay said:

I'm amazed, I have done it more than once.

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Are you insinuating something Cherry???

Chase your dreams. In high heels of course.

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embarrassing moments Apr 23, 2021 11:53:05 GMT -5

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Post by heatherly on Apr 23, 2021 11:53:05 GMT -5

Apr 22, 2021 10:05:26 GMT -5 emily91 said:

being banned from a forum

having my account hacked and rude messages going to the administrator, the administrator wasted no time in messaging me telling me it was over, and my account will be banned, and though I tried to talk it out with her she didn't want to know

said administrator was also a close friend so I felt quite hurt as well

That's a shame. You would think if you have been around long enough people would realize it was not you???

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embarrassing moments Apr 23, 2021 11:57:02 GMT -5 a_muppet, kjay, and 1 more like this

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Post by heatherly on Apr 23, 2021 11:57:02 GMT -5

Something that used to embarrass me.. If I was in the restroom for longer, then my SO would say that I pooped even if I didn't. I used to turn so red lol I don't even know why because everyone poops..... So, what I did to get over this feeling of embarrassment is that I started to tell him I have to poop any time I use the restroom LOL that got him to stop.

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embarrassing moments Jul 18, 2022 16:00:51 GMT -5 heatherly, a_muppet, and 3 more like this

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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2022 16:00:51 GMT -5

Oh I have many... Here's a one.

Once I was locked out of my house (it was kinda in a rural area) and all I had on was my underwear and a short robe. There was no one near buy I could ask for help. Eventually I found a window that was into a sort of cellar we had but it was a small window but thankfully unlocked. I had to crawl through it but half way I sort of got stuck and was like now what? Meanwhile the wind had blown my robe up and I could not reach back through the window to "protect my modesty" as my big white Scottish arse was on display less what my skimpy underwear was covering. Then to add to my dilemma we had two outside cats that decided right then my bum was a nice, warm place to sit. So, there I was arse up in the air with two cats perched on it.

SMH

Eventually I was able to squeeze through but later that night I told my GF and she never let me live it down.

Popcorn&Candy Rare Member Posts: 11,364	embarrassing moments Jul 22, 2022 7:43:29 GMT -5 kjay, jen, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Popcorn&Candy on Jul 22, 2022 7:43:29 GMT -5 Embarrassing moments: where do I start? They are too embarrassing to share, I'm afraid. Even today I go red in the face.
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jen Rare Member Posts: 12,729	embarrassing moments Jul 23, 2022 3:26:29 GMT -5 kjay likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jen on Jul 23, 2022 3:26:29 GMT -5 Jul 22, 2022 7:43:29 GMT -5 Popcorn&Candy said: Embarrassing moments: where do I start? They are too embarrassing to share, I'm afraid. Even today I go red in the face. Don't be a tease

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embarrassing moments Jul 23, 2022 3:48:35 GMT -5 a_muppet, kjay, and 2 more like this

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Post by cassie on Jul 23, 2022 3:48:35 GMT -5

Last month in Germany I spotted my daughter with her nose deep in a the instructions of a product so I crept up behind her and hiss.. whats dat?

Imagine my surprise when a total stranger turned round!

At that moment my daughter came round the ned of the aisle...I just said 'sorry but' and pointed at my daughter. The german lady turned and looked then laughed..

They were the same height and build with the same hair and clothes.. they looked like twins!

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embarrassing moments Jul 23, 2022 14:43:09 GMT -5 a_muppet, kjay, and 1 more like this

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Post by Popcorn&Candy on Jul 23, 2022 14:43:09 GMT -5

I was walking near to the school gates... just walking without thinking. Then next thing I know I am flat on the ground: I had tripped on something loose on the ground. The whole school erupted with laughter.

There are other seriously embarrassing things that have happened to me. Some of them aren't funny, though. More embarrassing in a personal way than funny-embarrassing.

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embarrassing moments Jul 26, 2022 3:01:01 GMT -5 kjay, Rebecca Jo, and 2 more like this

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Post by a_muppet on Jul 26, 2022 3:01:01 GMT -5

I can do a third hand story?

I was buying a video recorder, and looking at the spec, I called the sales woman over.

"What is this 'blank screen search' facilty?

"I don't honestly know, I will fetch our resident expert."

The lady who arrived looked smart enough, and announced:

"It's a facility on that model which makes the screen go blank while you are looking for something."

She turned red at my response: "That doesn't sound very useful."

"I suppose not" she said, and wandered off.

I did buy it, as it had good reviews, and took it home. It was actually a good feature, it searched the video tape, and stopped when it came to a part that was not recorded on, and told you how much time was left.

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embarrassing moments Aug 22, 2022 8:13:12 GMT -5 kjay and jen like this

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Post by emily91 on Aug 22, 2022 8:13:12 GMT -5

today I was reading a news story about drunk german wasps invading the UK. after I finished reading it, I went to the kitchen to get a drink.

came back with a glass full of dr pepper, put it beside me, and got on with my queue.

suddenly I heard this buzz, buzz buzz sound and I froze in my tracks. a wasp?. here?. a yellow jacket wasp in my room?

I glanced across at the closed windows, and the fog covering the ground outside. turned myself back round and listened intently- yes, sure enough, I could hear a buz, buzz, buzz sound coming from what I thought was the wall.

well my body couldn't take it and I leaned forward and went in my diaper- and afterwards, though I got up to check, for a wasp, I didn't find any

turns out, the wasp noise was actually coming from the dr pepper glass- and it was the dr pepper fizzing. I put my ear to it and sure enough, it sounded like a general fizzy crackle of the drink. still, I picked it up with intrepidation, expecting to be stung

I wasn't,, and was able to drink it mormally, but sure: that's my embarrassing story of the day, and now I'm not sure if I'll ever hear dr pepper fizzing the same way again

emily91 Select Member Posts: 1,194	embarrassing moments Aug 22, 2022 8:17:09 GMT -5 kjay, Rebecca Jo, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by emily91 on Aug 22, 2022 8:17:09 GMT -5 for those who don't know, queue is my emails. I call it the queue because their is always so much to read... lol

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embarrassing moments Aug 22, 2022 15:15:06 GMT -5 kjay likes this

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Post by Rebecca Jo on Aug 22, 2022 15:15:06 GMT -5

Aug 22, 2022 8:17:09 GMT -5 emily91 said:

for those who don't know, queue is my emails. I call it the queue because their is always so much to read... lol

I know what you mean! I often feel I'll never totally catch up, so I prioritise and then file the others away. If I had a day where I was stuck at home feeling like doing nothing, I could go through old email newsletters...